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[Trade Log] BTC 3x Long Swing Setup ♨️ Couch Cappy's 39°C Trading
Hey traders, Couch Cappy here. 🦥☕
Surviving the crypto market isn't about stressing over the 1-minute chart. I let my compound interest grow lazily on the couch. My strategy? Fixed 3x leverage, relaxed swing trades, and keeping my mental spa temperature at a steady 39°C.
[ March 15, 2026 - BTC Futures Trade Log ] Current Position: No Position (Waiting for my trap to trigger!) Recently hit a small SL, so I'm resetting my entry. Limit order is placed.
Asset: BTC/USDT
Position: Long
Leverage: 3x
Size: 30%
Entry: $68,650
Take Profit (TP): Open (Trailing Stop)
Stop Loss (SL): $67,318 (-1.94% Spot / -5.82% Leveraged)
[ Trade Rationale ]
Entry: Aiming for a solid bounce at the daily Bollinger Band mid-line ($68,606). Setting a trap at the real bottom.
SL: Tight SL at -1.94%. If the mid-line breaks, the trend is invalidated. Keep losses small.
TP: Open. I’ll let the profit run. Once it's in the green, I’ll activate a trailing stop to lock in profits while maximizing the upside. If it doesn't drop to my entry? I let it go. No FOMO, no stress. ♨️
[ Market View ] BTC breaking 73K seemed like a classic Bull Trap. Over the weekend, low liquidity was exploited to drag the price down to 70.2K—a textbook Stop Hunt clearing out late longs. We are seeing a weak bounce around 71.4K, but I'm not convinced this is the true bottom yet. Protecting capital is more important than making quick bucks. Don't get shaken by weekend whipsaws. I'm just going to lie on the couch and wait until it steps into my trap!
Trade lazy, trade smart.
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